JAILBREAK...from a mental hospital...

L: I'm getting bored of being in here...(somehow gets out of straight jacket) (uses alchemy to turn the straight jacket and the Advent Children DVD into a Black Materia) (cuts through Michelle's restraints with a random pocket knife)
L: HA! Now we can get outta here! (casts Meteor on the mental hospital) (a tiny pebble falls from the sky and hits Luke in the eye) OW! (continues to cast Meteor until the entire building begins to fill up with tiny pebbles) (and his eye hurts a lot)DAMMIT, WHY ISN'T THE BLACK MATERIA WORKING?!?! WTF DUDE!