Hmm...we need a new setting...and some new characters...

A: What the f-(the rest of the word he said was drowned out by a distant explosion which was, not surprisingly, caused by Largo...nobody will ever know for sure what it is that Axel said that day...we can only speculate...)! Why am I wearing a collar?
L: I find it just as disturbing as you do, dude. But that's not the point...where the bloody hell is Nomura?
A: Under contract, I'm obligated not to say anything...
M: (tightens collar, choking Axel until he decides to talk)
L: Wow, that actually came in handy...
A: (wheezing) Okay, okay, I'll tell you...he's...(points behind us)HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?
L and M: (turn around and look)
A: (rips collar off and teleports away in a giant flash of light)
L and M: (are accidentally sucked into the light and immediately find themselves on...DESTINY ISLANDS!)
L: (is hit in head by random Blitzball)