WELCOME TO TOKYO

L: Wilderness, eh?...(turns around) Hey look, it's Tokyo! (don't ask how I know what city it is...my L33T brain 5KILZ know all)
M:YAY!
And as our heroes walk into Tokyo, they are run into by a seemingly insane man who's rampaging through the city hunting zombies with a winged hamster on his shoulder.
L: WTF!?! Who the hell are you? and why did you just run into us?
Stranger w/hamster: My name is Largo. Some call me the L33T M45T3R. I'm hunting zombies.
L: SW33T! can we help?
M: Um, I never agreed to this...
LAR: Sure you can! Do you have guns?