To assist, or not to assist..

M: Wha- Wait a second! I never agree-
L: Of course we have guns! *suddenly, Ratchet's Lava Gun appears in his hands*
M: Huh?! Wait, if you had that, why didn't we use it be-
LAR: You'll definitely pwn some zombies with that thing.. o__o *ogles it*
And, as for you.. *turns to look at me*
M: But-I-HEY!
LAR: Do you have a-
M: No!! I don't! And I never agreed to this!!
HAMSTER: ... Squ33k.
M: ... ... He does have a point.. Yeah.. Okay, I'll help.