CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!

LAR: (duck) (puts on Santa hat and breakdances)
P: WTF!?!?
L: Merry Christmas. You get to see a dancing duck.
M: Since we're giving Christmas presents...(Shoots Largo with Quack-O-Ray again)
LAR: (turns back into human Largo) 5\/\/337!

Note from t3h author of this post:
I apologize for the randomness and the fact that it kinda sux, but I was outta ideas...and Largo needed to become human again.

Lollipop.

M: Wow.. I think we actually thought of everything OTHER than plane tickets.
LAR: *returns, flapping and quacking angrily at Piro*
M: .. Hey, Piro.. Are you going to help Largo with his mission to distroy the zombies?
P: ... Zombies. -_-' Not this again.
LAR: *bites Piro again, and is again thrown*
P: There are no zombies, Largo's just an idiot. -o-;

(Strange moaning is heard from under a nearby random manhole)

M: .... o__o' *gets Quack-O-Ray at the ready*

Enter: Piro

A dude with long-ish blond hair walks up.
Dude: Did I just see Largo get turned into a duck!?!?
L:Yup.
Dude: I see. I think I might actually like him better this way. (Is bitten by duck Largo) Ow! (throws duck relatively far away)
L: Who are you, anyway?
Dude: My name's Piro. Largo and I are stuck here in Japan because we can't afford to buy plane tickets back to America.
L: Huh...plane tickets...what a concept...those would have made getting here so much easier...Why didn't we think of that?
M: (shrugs)