This is a clever title.

M: o__o Which way did he go?
H: *as soon as he's about to answer and point in a general direction, Link comes in on top of his head on a mini-twister (damn disfuctional Gale Seeds, hurling him randomly into Japan), and accidentally blasts him into a nearby tree; his fliers scatter everywhere*
LINK: *blink* *looks at Huey, then at Michelle and Luke, then looks over the surrounding area* . . .
M: What.. the hell just happened?
LI: *figures that his appearence here is some form of a trap, and draws his Master Sword with a typical Link-yell*
M: *jumps back* Hey!! Wait a second!

Right...The Quest...which totally gets updated regularly...

L: Did you see which way Axel went?
S: (stares at shiny seashell and drools)
W: (points) He went that way, ya? (throws blitzball at Luke's head)
L: (bleeds) What the bloody hell was that for?
W: You gotta update dis thing more often! I'm gettin bored, ya?
L: Alright, let's go look for Axel.
M: (pulls out collar and leash) OK!

(They walk along the beach in the direction Wakka pointed out and they inexplicably reach a suburban American neighborhood...in Japan...STFU, it makes perfect sense)

(They meet a random black kid with an afro handing out fliers)

Random kid: Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about how the government wants you dead before you can collect on Social Security? Or about how Ronald Reagan was the devil?
L: Holy crap! It's Huey Freeman!
H: How the hell do you know who I am?
L: ...I watch The Boondocks.
H: What the f-
L: Look, nevermind...have you seen a guy in a black cloak with spiky-ish red hair around here?
H: Actually, yes...