So THAT'S what takes up all that room in his backpack..

M: ..... o___o *takes Quack-O-Ray graciously* Dude, this thing rocks so much face at V5.
LAR: Eh? What's that? o.o *reaches for it, on an impulse to see what it is*
M: DON'T TOUCH IT! *instictivly points it at Largo, and pulls the trigger, turning him into a duck with a rather large red tuft of hair* ... Ooops. o_o'
LAR: !!! D:{ QU4CK!!!
M: I-uh-er.. Maybe.. Uh.. The effects will.. Wear off?
Ahaaa.. Ahahahahaa... *is bitten by duck-Largo* OW!

Always Prepared

M: Wait a minute, I don't have a weapon...
L: Don't worry, you know I always carry a well-stocked arsenal with me. Hmm, let's see...what's the right weapon for you...(rummages through his obnoxiously huge backpack, which could also be considered a weapon)...I've got it! (hands Michelle the Quack-O-Ray from Ratchet and Clank)
M: Where'd you get this thing?
L: You remember when we accidentally killed Ratchet? Well, I didn't think he'd be needing them since he was dead and all, so I helped myself to some of his weapons. And by "some" I mean "all".

To assist, or not to assist..

M: Wha- Wait a second! I never agree-
L: Of course we have guns! *suddenly, Ratchet's Lava Gun appears in his hands*
M: Huh?! Wait, if you had that, why didn't we use it be-
LAR: You'll definitely pwn some zombies with that thing.. o__o *ogles it*
And, as for you.. *turns to look at me*
M: But-I-HEY!
LAR: Do you have a-
M: No!! I don't! And I never agreed to this!!
HAMSTER: ... Squ33k.
M: ... ... He does have a point.. Yeah.. Okay, I'll help.

WELCOME TO TOKYO

L: Wilderness, eh?...(turns around) Hey look, it's Tokyo! (don't ask how I know what city it is...my L33T brain 5KILZ know all)
M:YAY!
And as our heroes walk into Tokyo, they are run into by a seemingly insane man who's rampaging through the city hunting zombies with a winged hamster on his shoulder.
L: WTF!?! Who the hell are you? and why did you just run into us?
Stranger w/hamster: My name is Largo. Some call me the L33T M45T3R. I'm hunting zombies.
L: SW33T! can we help?
M: Um, I never agreed to this...
LAR: Sure you can! Do you have guns?

FREEEE!

M: o_o Dark grey materia? Works just as well.
FFrreeeedooom!!! *charges through hole in the wall and outside into the lemony-fresh goodness (dunt ask) that is Japan*
L: Huryay!! *follows after*

And so, our heros had finally left Super Happy Fun Fun Hyper Dance Fantastico Insane Asylum. But soon.. They realize that they have no idea where the hell they are.

M: ... *looks about at the surrounding wilderness* ... Uh. Problem. ~.~