HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP, Michelle updated.

LI: *one of the bushes he chops down uncovers a random house cat; it pounces on him and proceeds to scratch his face off, hissing*
M: Nawh, you ain't fucked! Luke's TOTALLY responsible! ...

*Michelle flashbacks to the previous quest, before they were locked up in the asylum; she recalls Luke changing himself into a badger, making Edward Elric cry, pissing off Alucard, destroying a handful of transportation devices, killing 75% of Canada's population, and blowing up Nomura's house, and begins to reconsider what she just said.*

M: Well.. He did his Biology homework! =D
H & P: *flashing letters appear over their heads which read, "YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED!"*
M: So, somewhat responsible Luke, what shall we do with this newfound power?

w00t! Powers are fun!

H: (draws random katana and starts walking towards Link) What the hell do you think you're doing?
Li:(lunges at Huey with another Link yell)

(they start to fight)
(The Prince of Persia falls out of the sky and lands on them, having fallen through a rift in the fabric of time. A dagger with a hollow glass hilt full of glowing sand skitters across the sidewalk and stops at Luke's feet)

L: (picks up Dagger of Time)
P: Hey, that's mine!
L: Not anymore.
P: You can't handle its power! You're not responsible enough to be trusted with the very fabric of time!
L: Hehe...pointy dagger...
H: ...We're all fucked, aren't we?
P: Not if I can help it! (draws sword and jumps at Luke)
L: (Rewinds time and kicks Prince in face)
H: ...We're all fucked, aren't we?
P: Yes.
Li: (runs around cutting down bushes in people's yards)

This is a clever title.

M: o__o Which way did he go?
H: *as soon as he's about to answer and point in a general direction, Link comes in on top of his head on a mini-twister (damn disfuctional Gale Seeds, hurling him randomly into Japan), and accidentally blasts him into a nearby tree; his fliers scatter everywhere*
LINK: *blink* *looks at Huey, then at Michelle and Luke, then looks over the surrounding area* . . .
M: What.. the hell just happened?
LI: *figures that his appearence here is some form of a trap, and draws his Master Sword with a typical Link-yell*
M: *jumps back* Hey!! Wait a second!

Right...The Quest...which totally gets updated regularly...

L: Did you see which way Axel went?
S: (stares at shiny seashell and drools)
W: (points) He went that way, ya? (throws blitzball at Luke's head)
L: (bleeds) What the bloody hell was that for?
W: You gotta update dis thing more often! I'm gettin bored, ya?
L: Alright, let's go look for Axel.
M: (pulls out collar and leash) OK!

(They walk along the beach in the direction Wakka pointed out and they inexplicably reach a suburban American neighborhood...in Japan...STFU, it makes perfect sense)

(They meet a random black kid with an afro handing out fliers)

Random kid: Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about how the government wants you dead before you can collect on Social Security? Or about how Ronald Reagan was the devil?
L: Holy crap! It's Huey Freeman!
H: How the hell do you know who I am?
L: ...I watch The Boondocks.
H: What the f-
L: Look, nevermind...have you seen a guy in a black cloak with spiky-ish red hair around here?
H: Actually, yes...

Oh, yeah, the Quest.. right.

S: Hehehehe! Wakkaaa, you're going to make his skull crack into teeny tiny peices~
M: *looks around* Oh, right, Axel.. Axel knows where Tetsuya's at, doesn't he? Since we found out due to my ingenious idea of collaring him. Of course I did it for means of interrogation.. I mean.. What else could I do with a collared Axel; seriously, dude!
L: ...I'm not going to say anything to that.
M: STFU.
Hey, you people- *directs attention to Wakka and Selphie* You guys seen a dude with red hair and a black coat run by here?
S: Nope.. dunt think sooo..
M: ...There's also about a million gay jokes surrounding him at this point, the poor guy.
S: OH, Axel? Yeeeah, Axelly was here just a bit ago! =D
W: *slaps a hand to his forhead*

BACK!!!!

L: Well, now that KH2 and Advent Children are no longer consuming our souls, we can get back to our quest.
M: What exactly are we trying to accomplish, anyway?
L: Umm...I think we're still trying to find Nomura. Any ideas where he might be?
M: Hmm...no.
L: I have no idea either...
W: Let me get this straight...you finally update this thing, yet you go nowhere with the story...you're still a lazy jackass! (throws blitzball again)
L: Oww...I think my skull is starting to cave in...

Welcome to Intermission

L: To anyone who actually reads this blog: medical help is on the way. Hehe...but seriously...this thing's probly gunna be dead for a while, since KH2 comes out today...so I don't think we'll be posting much for a while...cuz KH2 shall consume our souls!!!
W: (throws blitzball at Luke's head again) You a lazy jackass, ya?!